Funny words of wisdom

If you are looking for funny sayings and phrases, which represent wisdom, you have to read through the sayings in this page. We want to prove that wisdom sayings and wits do not have to be boring ones.

There is no perpetual engine in the world. However, there are lots of eternal brakes.

If you go around all the rakes in your way, you miss a priceless experience.

It’s never too late to repent but you can always be late to sin.

Don’t do anything well for the first time because no one will ever appreciate how difficult it was.

Never hit a lying person, he may still get up.

If you put closer, you will get faster.

The more problems a person has the less he’s missing until the happiness.

A smart person thinks that he’s like the rest of the people; a stupid person thinks that everyone else is like him.

Complicated problems always have the easiest and most wrong solutions.

Only in disagreement the truth is born. But when a conflict boils the truth evaporates.

A person can do anything – until he starts doing something.

If you think that you’re smarter than everyone else, don’t cry when nobody understands you.

Sometimes a glowing mind can only reflect.

Everyone has the same rights, but not with everyone.

Even a broken watch shows the time correctly two times in a day.

You can’t drown your sorrows, they can swim.

The more problems a person has, the less he has until the happiness.

Don’t be mad that a child starts crying at 3 a.m. Soon you will be happy that he’s still at home.

Learn from everyone, but never imitate anyone.

It doesn’t matter who’s in front of you, it’s important who’s beside you.

Patience and self-control is the only way to survive in the world of idiots.

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

Since light travels faster than sound, people may appear bright until you hear them speak.

When you’re stressed, you eat Ice cream, chocolate and sweets. Do you know why? Because the word “stressed” spelled backwards is “desserts”.

Be careful who you pretend to be. You might forget who you really are.

Sometimes I think that my brain is like a Bermuda Triangle – information goes inside but gets lost and is never found ever again.

Listen to your dreams – they are smarter than you are.

Humans are the only species, who cut trees, make paper from it and then write on this paper “Save the trees”.

I just can’t help that feeling when you are tired and sleep and go to bed, and then you body says: “Just kidding, man”…

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