Getting ready for Valentine’s Day: 12 funniest quotes to tease your friends

  1. I hope your Valentine won’t run on batteries this year.
  2. If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine‘s day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year.
  3. I guess he is cheating on you – his Valentine’s Day gift is just too amazing
  4. You may find it hard to find a girlfriend on Valentines’ Day if your X-ray is better than you photo.
  5. Do you want to surprise your boyfriend during February 14th? Shave your legs.
  6. If you want to go crazy for your girl, firstly you have to be clever.
  7. Best wishes for the 5th Valentine’s Day to the condom in your wallet.
  8. What present will you give for your right hand during the Valentine’s Day?
  9. I guess you’ll be spending this Valentine’s Day with your pants off for the sad kind of reason.
  10. To comfort your sister if she’s alone during Valentine’s day, you may say: 80 percent of my socks are single but I have never seen them crying because of that.
  11. You’ve to kiss a lot of frogs, before you find your prince on the horse.
  12. No, I don’t think it would be appropriate to give him your Valentine’s Day gift at the restaurant.