Funny advertisements

People think of funny sayings about advertisements of various products, persons or slogans, used in the advertisements. We have some funny advertisements which we want to share with you.


I’m selling a parachute – just as new, used only one time, didn’t open once.

An advertisement states: telepath needed. You know where to apply.

An advertisement: I do cosmetic surgeries without anesthetics. Mike Tyson.

An ad on the grave stone: it could have been your advertisement!

An advertisement at the airport: the flight 13 tried to land…

A shampoo commercial: My hair was dry and dead before and now it’s wet and moves.

An ad at the zoo: ‘Don’t scare the ostriches! The floors are concrete!’


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Do you know a funny advertisement? Leave it as a reply to this page in the comments section.