Funny sayings about work time

We all know being an employee is hard and we postpone everything we can. Here are some funny sayings about work time, but feel free to leave yours in the comments section.

One cigarette shortens your life by two hours, one bottle of vodka by three hours, and a workday – eight hours.

There are two workdays in a week- Monday and Friday. On Friday we do everything that we haven’t done during the week and on Monday the things that we haven’t done on Friday.

Capitalists don’t work as much as communists drink.

And I’m dreaming that I have returned home from work.

Don’t postpone something that your co-worker can do today.

Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday…

Morning is the time when everyone is jealous of unemployed.

If Monday was a person, he would be the most hated person in the world.

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