Funny facts about men

On this page you may find a variety of funny facts about men. Read through those funny sayings and add some more good ones through the comments section below.

Men are like children; the only difference is that you can’t leave them alone with a nanny.

Why are all men goats? – It’s easier to understand women that way.

My husband gets tired at work so much that he doesn’t even feel his hands, his legs and his horns.

A real man first of all notices the eyes, the hair and the nails of a girl. And everything else are only details – for a happier life.

It’s not true that there are no gentlemen. I saw a gentleman yesterday when it was raining; he was holding an umbrella above a woman who was changing the tire.

The fastest man who cleans the house is the one who expects to get laid.

A real man makes other women jealous of his girlfriend, but not his girlfriend jealous of other women.

A perfect boyfriend, who doesn’t smoke, drink or cheat, simply doesn’t exist.

Men scream all the time: a woman at the wheel is like a monkey with a grenade! But when they get drunk: baby, can you come pick me up?

How can a man, who can hit a deer at a distance of 300 meters, keep missing the toilet.

Every man have a subconscious condition that makes them eat when they can’t sleep. It’s called Insom-nom-nom-nia.

Is it good or bad if a man has never been hit by another man? The answer is: it’s temporary.

How can you guess if a man is going to say anything clever. His phrase should start with: “my wife said, that..”

A man keeps looking for a woman until she founds him herself.

The pride of a man is not in the pants, but in his garage. And the thing in the pants is the happiness of his woman.

I have set myself a goal to piss off at least one person a day. So far I’m 25 years old and I’m 124 days ahead of my schedule.

If you’re interested in more funny facts about men, you may find it useful to browse other page of funny sayings about men. Also check some more great quotes in it’s subsections:

Funny sayings about husbands

Men’s relationship with women

Men in bedroom

Men character and stereotypes

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