Sayings about me

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I say what I mean, that is why I keep silent.

I’m not unforgiving: I will have my revenge and forget.

My conscience is so clear and transparent that you can’t even see it.

I won’t change! I was raised not coordinated towards the views of other people.

Sometimes I wish my mouth had a ‘Backspace’ key…

Liking your own status is like high fiving yourself in public

I’m not a Facebook status; you don’t have to like me.

I’m not weird. I’m limited edition.

I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.

My blood type is coffee.

No genius would ever say he is a genius. I know this myself.

My mom always told me – if you can’t say anything nice, then don’t say anything at all. And some people wonder why I’m so quite around them.

I am an absolute master of doing the right things absolutely wrong.

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