Funny sayings about life

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Why is the day that you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off?

You can consider yourself lucky in life, if the cognac you drink is older than the woman that you’re sleeping with.

You only see that the money is not the most important thing in life when you have it.

The pleasures of life can be both innocent and guilty.

Don’t complain about life, it may not have been there at first place.

The lessons of life are free, but they cost a lot.

And for the rest of his life he saw the brick flying at him.

Some people think that their life experience compensates for their lack of brain.

Every day you want to relive your life over, but not every day you can find with whom.

The more you plan, the less you have time to enjoy the life itself.

I will have enough money for the rest of my life. Of course, if I don’t buy and eat anything.

If you want to change your life significantly just walk to the Mercedes-Benz 600 standing at the junction, take a brick and throw it into the windshield.

A human is afraid of two things: to live and to die. He gets used to everything else gradually.

An optimist believes that we live in the best world. A pessimist is afraid that it might be true.

A genius lives in every one of us. Each day more and more heavily…

If you got tired of living, don’t share your thoughts with all your friends – they might not give you a chance to change your mind…

Once in a while, something fails to fail, and we call it success.

Funny sayings – descriptions about life

Life is an internet. 30 days after you met she wants you to register and begins taking taxes every month.

Life is life, no matter the pose.

Life is a comedy for those who think, but a tragedy for those who feel.

Life is a race where everyone is trying to lead so that they would finish last.

Life is a book and the army is a page, torn at the most interesting chapter.

Life is like a train journey. Someone gets in, someone gets off, and someone switches the wagon.

Life is a game where there is no ‘setup’.

Life is like a fairy tale – the further the scarier.

Nothing is impossible. The word actually says it itself “I’m possible!”

Sometimes bad things happen to good people. However, in your case, it was definitely karma.

Have you noticed that real life is full of fake people?

Life is too short to worry about what others say or think about you. Have fun and give them something to talk about.

If you tried, but failed – hide all evidences of that.

I don’t want to go to heaven after my death – there won’t be any of my friends.

The most effective cleaning time is 15 minutes period between your friend’s call and his visit to your house.

There are two mysterious people, living in my flat. They are somebody and nobody. Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Dear mind, please stop thinking so much at night – I need to get some sleep.

The length of one minute depends upon on which side of the toilet you are.

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