Funny animal sayings

If you need a funny animal saying, read through the list of such sayings below. You’ll find funny sayings about dogs, cats, monkeys, ostriches, rhinos and many more.


‘A pedigree bulldog missing. Founders – rest in peace.’

Careful! Angry dog in the backyard! Please do not crush him.

If you take a homeless dog and feed him, he won’t bite you. It’s a basic principle between a dog and a human. Mark Twain.

Nowadays, most of the children dream about an IPhone, when I was a child – I wanted a dog.

How would you call a person sleeping with an animal? Childhood.

Don’t feed the animals at the zoo! You should better feed the security guard!

‘Do you know if pigs have periods?’ ‘Are you kidding me? What idiot would keep a pig until she’s 14?’

A cat is a furry entertaining object with character.

Scientists proved that cows don’t give us meat and milk. We just take it from them!

There are no limits to my perfection – a monkey was thinking while looking at a human.

A rhino has bad eyesight, but with his weight it’s not a problem.

I’m just like Garfield – no food, no happiness.

Garfield: love me, feed me, and never leave me.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat.

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

Women and cats will do as they want, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.


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