Short funny sayings

Here is the page for the best short funny sayings. For more short sayings you may also want to check the funny one liners category.

I earn a lot, but get little.

I’m not sad. I’m sober…

The past doesn’t optimize itself.

Optimism – is a lack of information.

Remember good times… when phones were stupid and people were smart.

Everything that is not stolen – disappears.

In ancient times people also used to wear Crocs – only wooden.

And on the eight day the God said: ‘OK Murphy, you win!’

For your actions not to differ from your words: keep quiet and don’t do anything.

Just where the tracks of failure end, the fence of the graveyard begins.

Considering our readers’ requests, our newspaper will be published in rolls and without text.

Liar’s legs are short, but well trained…

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