Funny SMS

Want to send a funny sms but need a good idea? Here are some short sayings that you can use for your funny sms to your friends. All jokes fit in one SMS (less than 160 symbols, spaces included).

The wind was blowing so hard that it pulled out the cigarette out of my mouth together with the teeth.

Even if you were eaten, there will still be a two way out.

I know Jiu-Jitsu, Sambo, Judo, Aikido and lots of other scary words.

I am mostly indecisive, but now I’m not sure.

I speak many languages, but don’t understand a thing.

It’s better to have business with a drunk professional than a sober idiot.

From all the butts, ours is the most important.

It’s better to pretend normal, while communicating with insane people.

Every day I spend a few hours on a running track. Next week I might even turn it on.

God sees everything. Neighbors – even more…Tell me who I am and I will tell you who you are…

I’m dying, but later about that…

If you fall down, I will be right beside you. (Asphalt)

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