Best funny sayings

Get to know the best funny sayings, funny quotes and quips! The list has been compiled by the editors of website.

You don’t notice the air, until someone spoils it.

Don’t drink while driving – you will spill the beer.

If you love a woman, you shouldn’t be ashamed to show her to your wife.

Life didn’t work out, but everything else is not that bad.

I feel like Tampax – at a good place, but wrong time…

If someone notices you with an open zipper, answer proudly: professional habit.

If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?

FRIDAY is my second favorite F word.

There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.

The speed of light is when you take out a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on.

To weigh 50 kilos and say that you’re fat, that is so female…

I have been to many places but my goal is to go everywhere.

If Mayans could predict the future, why didn’t they predict their extinction?

Did you know that your body is made 70% of water? And now I’m thirsty.

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